Manders.

I would like to introduce you all to the most incredible girl of my acquaintance: Miss Amanda Q. Hatch

First off, she is gorgeous. She has the kind of eyes that some fortunate boy is going to spend hours swimming in. And I know this is overused but there really is no other way to describe her hair besides VOLUPTUOUS. Also she has great teeth. Really just a winning smile.

Second, she knows how to be friends with everyone. She has this wonderful way of making people feel important. Everyone thinks that they are her very best friend. And they are.

Third, she has the most witty sense of humor. You will laugh when you are with her. Guaranteed. She also has the ability to laugh at herself when her jokes are above the heads of her audience, which is absolutely endearing.

Third through sixty-fifthish: she throws rockin’ parties. She gets really excited about the most random things (boba!). She is the absolute best at scrabble. She is studious. She is domestic, picture her making quilts or cooking over a hot stove in a bright apron while listening to Opera. She is a voice of reason on hard days. She looks awesome in her intern dress. She is extremely considerate and clean as a roommate. She loves snow. She is a skilled teacher of the complex algorithms of the rubiks cube. She loves life and never lets any opportunity pass her by.

So get to know her. I am positive that in a very very short period of time you will have your own long list of reasons why you love Amanda.